Dear Texas Weather,
There's a few things we need to talk about. But first, let me say that you definitely have your days. Like a nice warm day in early May, or a crisp day in late October. I seriously dig what you can do for a day out on the beach or a hike in the woods. However, on most days of the year, it's like you can't decide what you want to be. Maybe 84 for Christmas and 34 for Spring Break? I am concerned for you. So I'm writing this letter as an intervention. Most places have normal, or at least predictable weather. I'm afraid you may be suffering from a multiple personality disorder. I believe it would benefit almost everything and everyone in this great state of ours if you would maybe get on some happy pills and figure this out. We all need a little help now and then, and I know a lot of people who will support you in this decision. Think of what this would do...more tourists may decide to visit and then stay forever. More businesses may make their home here. We may get a governor whose not constantly worried about how the humidity will hurt his hair.
Anyways, maybe you could at least consider some normalcy in the future. I really feel like you have the potential.
Sincerely,
CHRISTY
PS I do appreciate what you have done with hurricane season the last few years. Keep up the good work.
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